Your beauty is boring
Your legs go on and on
You fill me with such dull
Predictable desire
Your bounteous breasts sit pert and proud
Impertinently they demand
My full attention
Yet each one is quite the same
As its companion
Feigning interest I
Fondle a nipple while
My eyes meander aimlessly
Across your naked body
Seeking in vain an interesting flaw
I run my tired tongue between
Your tedious thighs
And taste the bland vanilla flavours
Of your neatly trimmed
Vagina
Your pubic lawn is so suburban
Your stomach flat as Norfolk
You open up obligingly
I slip inside
Your warm wet orifice
Like stepping in
A tepid bath
You moan discreetly
As we mate
In 4/4 time
Until at the appointed hour
I send my sluggish sperm upon
Their brief and pointless journey-
Afterwards I stroke your skin
Soft and smooth as any
Supermarket peach
Such tender perfection!
Will it never end?
(from Hard and Holy, (c) 2009).